Vacation!

26 08 2007

I’ve been on vacation since I got out of work on Friday, but tomorrow is the real start of everything. My friend Matt and I are driving down to Louisville to check out the Louisville Slugger factory, eat and drink at the Bluegrass Brewing Co., check out the Reds affiliate AAA Louisville Bats, then hit up a Meat Puppets concert.

The next day we are driving down to Memphis and are going to visit Graceland, the Blues and Soul museums, watch the ducks march at the Peabody, and get crazy-go-nuts on Beale Street. On Thursday we head back to Cincinnati to hopefully tailgate a little bit before the UC football game starts. Then on Saturday, I am driving up to Berea, OH to perform in their Oktoberfest and driving back down on Sunday for the incredible WEBN Labor Day fireworks.

It’s a busy week, but I’m looking forward to it as I haven’t been on a real vacation in about five years.



What have I done?

5 06 2007

Since I started this thing a few weeks ago, I’ve lost about 13 lbs. I haven’t lost much lately, but I think that my body was just catching up, and another drop should be right around the bend. So what’s my diet been like? It’s amazing, if I say so myself. I’m not really depriving myself of anything. I just eat smaller portions now. I really think that’s the key. People are being told that they absolutely cannot under any circumstances have foods that they like. And this is a “Lifestyle” that they must maintain for the rest of their lives. What a horrible thing to lay on someone! I say if you like bread and ice cream, then eat bread and ice cream damn it! Just don’t eat a loaf of bread every day and then lay around the house, and don’t eat the whole pint of ice cream while you veg out in front of the TV. Eat your bread with a nice sandwich because bread really is good for you! (Also, you look like a dweeb eating a “sandwich” on a plate after picking everything off the bread.) Eat your ice cream, but just have a small scoop or two in a bowl with fresh fruit. Then put the ice cream away, and don’t go back for seconds. Hide the stuff in the back of the freezer so you forget it’s there. Try not to eat just to eat, but eat to fuel yourself.

I’ve been actively trying to eat as few processed foods as possible, and to tell you the truth, I feel great. I no longer use margarine. It’s real butter (unsalted) or nothing! When I make mac & cheese, it’s no longer crap from a blue box. It’s all homemade from scratch and baked casserole style if possible. It’s tastier and leaves leftovers for a week, so it’s cheaper than box junk too! Real butter, you say? Yes! Read about how margarine is made and you’ll never touch it again. The heat vegetable oil in the presence of hydrogen and nickel as a catalyst to saturate the fat, and make it full of icky trans fats, as opposed to real butter where you can just whip cream until it firms into butter. Also, whole foods seem to leave me feeling less “run-down” after eating too.

I’ve found that whole foods are generally cheaper, fresher, and taste much better than their “convenience cousins”. Homemade food doesn’t take that much effort to make, but once you spend 45 minutes cooking something and put your heart and soul into it, you can really tell the difference between it and the mutated TV dinner that claims to be just as good. Seriously, take a look at the labels on most of your convenience food. It’s full of salt and compounds only a chemist could love (or pronounce!). If you are really eating to fuel yourself, whole foods are the highest quality gas you can get and unlike the gasoline analogy, it’s cheaper than the low grade, full of who knows what convenience store gas of convenience food.

Here is a cheap popcorn experiment for you to try. I did this, now I can’t eat microwave popcorn at all. Go buy a large heavy gauge stainless mixing bowl if you don’t have one, or don’t feel like putting that one on the stove. I got mine on sale at Sears for like 9 bucks. Go to the grocery store and buy peanut oil (about 3.50), popcorn salt (79 cents for a shaker, or put regular salt in the food processor for a bit), and a small bag of popcorn (about a buck). The popcorn should be close to the expensive microwave junk. Ignore Orville’s smiling face and look probably to the bottom of the shelves for the real treasure. Take your supplies home and in the mixing bowl put 3 tablespoons of peanut oil, ½ cup of popcorn, and ½ teaspoon of popcorn salt. Popcorn salt is much finer than regular table salt and will get in all the popped kernel’s nooks and crannies. Cover the bowl with aluminum foil, poke holes in the foil, and shake the thing over medium heat on your stove. It will take a little bit to get going, but once it does, keep shaking! Once the popping slows down, take it off the heat and pull off the foil. Toss the kernels around a bit and serve right in the bowlJ. You’ll never want to touch the crappy microwave stuff again.



Following my own advice

4 06 2007

Yeah, so I haven’t posted recently. I’ve been busy following my own advice of putting fewer groceries in my maw and playing outside. Actually, I’ve been riding my bike to work recently like I said I was going to start doing months ago :P I picked up some panniers at the bike shop so I can carry all the crap I have, and have been doing a couple days per week on the bike. It’s a 15.5 mile ride one way, and there are some killer hills that I can do 40 mph down on my loaded up hybrid, but have to climb at about 7 mph. I haven’t lost anything lately, but I’ve been getting compliments recently from people I haven’t seen in a few weeks or months who say they can tell I’ve lost some weight. Those always help and really give me motivation to keep at it. I mean really, who wants the compliments to stop?

I wanted to ride this weekend, but on Sunday I hemmed and hawed until about 3:00. At that point I finally couldn’t stand it anymore and started to get things together to go out to the bike path. The first thing I checked, however, was the weather. There were thunderstorms all over the place. Great, I thought. Now what? I don’t mind getting wet, especially when it’s hot out, but I really don’t want to get struck by lightning. Then I got the inspiration to actually get back on my trainer! So I dug the bike out of the car and put it on the trainer. I got into some biking clothes, set up a fan and put in a great cycling movie. (American Flyers, in case you are wondering) I rode on the trainer for a good hour and a half watching the movie while the heavens opened up outside. Pumping away on the bike during a thunderstorm is really meditative and is quite a pleasant experience. Hopefully we get more early evening storms soon (on a day that I don’t ride to work) so I can ride the trainer. (Also we really need the rain here. The grass looks like it’s August already!)



Burrito Recipe

9 05 2007

Here’s the burrito recipe I promised. It’s mighty tasty and much healthier than Chipotle or Taco Bell, mostly because of better ingredients and a much much lower salt content. The rice is optional (I didn’t make it this last time, in fact)

  • 1 lb ground beef, chuck, sirloin, or round (I prefer chuck because it’s lean enough and inexpensive compared to sirloin or round, and not much pricier than ground beef)
  • 2 medium potatoes washed, unpeeled
  • 1 bag frozen 3-pepper and onion mix (This is my favorite item at the grocery store because it’s cheaper than buying the three peppers and onions separately, plus I don’t have to chop them)
  • Spices (I never measure. I season until the food looks and smells right, then taste and season again to adjust. It’s not really the right way, but I don’t care. My grandmother and my mother both cook like this, so that’s how I cook too.) Here’s what I use:
    • Kosher salt
    • Coarse ground black pepper
    • Cilantro
    • Garlic powder
    • Red pepper flakes
    • Ground cayenne pepper
    • Chili powder
    • Ground cumin
  • 1 cup water

(Optional: This is enough for one person.)

  • 1 cup uncooked minute rice
  • Cilantro
  • 2-3 tblsp lime juice

Cut the potatoes into largish chunks by cutting in half length-wise, then cut each half into length-wise thirds. Slice the thirds every half to 3/4 inches. Add the potatoes to a 10-12″ cast iron skillet at medium-low heat, and sprinkle a pinch of kosher salt over them. When the potatoes are about half done, add the ground meat and brown. Drain meat and potatoes in a colander (do not douse with water) and let sit. Increase heat to medium and add the frozen vegetables. When the onions are just translucent, add the meat and potato mix back to the skillet. Add the spices to taste. Approx. 1/2 tblsp kosher salt, 1 tblsp black pepper, 1/2 tblsp cilantro and garlic powder, 1/4 tblsp red pepper flakes and cayenne pepper (more of these if you like it hot!), 4 tblsp chili powder, 2 tblsp cumin. Add 1/2 the water and stir slowly. Add small amounts of water occasionally to deglaze the pan. When the potatoes are done and the last of the water is boiled off, remove from heat and serve with your favorite toppings in burrito size tortillas that have been moistened with water and microwaved on high for 15 to 20 seconds. (This makes them easy to roll and fold without breaking)

Rice: Make rice according to instructions on box. Add lime juice and cilantro. Stir.



Progress

9 05 2007

After drinking too much on Saturday night and wasting Sunday by not feeling like doing anything except lay around the apartment, I figured I was in for some serious weight gain. So Monday I went out after work and put in 30 miles. Wow, my legs felt like dead trees. I probably shouldn’t take so many days off if I can help it if not for my weight loss, but for the fact that having dead legs when I do ride again is not fun. I also thought that the allergies I had as a child had gone away. After Monday’s ride, I wanted to scratch out my eyes with a grapefruit spoon they hurt so badly. I guess I’ll always be allergic to pollens.

Anyway, after my crazy, lazy weekend and a large dinner last night (Beef, potato, and peppers burritos of my own design. An approximate recipe will be in another post.), I was curious as to how much I’ve packed back on. So, I weighed myself this morning and to my surprise, I’ve lost two more pounds! This puts my weight loss at around one pound per week, which is a very healthy rate according to everything I’ve read. It’s also unbearably slow. At this rate, I will reach my target weight in about a year and a half. UGH. Being fat sucks.



Funny picture

5 05 2007

Tomorrow is the Flying Pig Marathon here in Cincinnati. I’m not running it, because I’m not prepared at all. Maybe next year…. OK, crap. Now that I got myself thinking about it, I might run it next year, or the half marathon at least.

Anyway, the newspaper’s website today had a pretty funny picture on the main page for an article about the marathon.:

The lady with the pig snout just cracks me up.

Also, it’s threatening to storm all afternoon and I want to go ride my bike. Grrr… Maybe I’ll ride a quick 20 miler at least. It’s supposed to be nice out tomorrow. I’m thinking about doing a metric century (100 km/62 miles).



I found another one

4 05 2007

I found another photo of me from the summer of 2006, and it’s not pretty:
oh god look at those tan lines

Everyone else in the photo was much skinnier and better looking than me, so I had to crop them out. Being fat sucks!



Where I’m coming from and where I’ve been

4 05 2007

All this talk about how I’m fat and what not, but no before pictures!? Well that’s about to change :)
So, as I’ve mentioned in the About Page (you should read it if you haven’t), I was fat, then skinny, then fat again. Here is a picture of me during my “I can’t afford food” skinny period. I think this photo was taken back in 2003. I was around 180 lbs then.
Skinny!

A few years of working a desk job and no exercise changed all that. This is me sometime in the summer of 2006. I was somewhere around 260 lbs when this photo was taken.
Fatty McFatterson

So there are some reference photos for you to see what I’m up against. I know there are some more of me from last summer floating around somewhere. I’ll try to find those and put them up here, but these two should give you a pretty good idea of what I look like anyway.